Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving……
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY
whatever lifts ur spirits & warms ur heart,whatever cheers u up & inspires u & touches u deeply thats what i wish for u 2day & always.
AE KHUDA ankhon ko kuch aesi Khudai dy!
Jdhr dekhon udhr wo dkhae dy!
Kash esa asr ho jae aj hwa me!
Us ko Pkaron or sirf usi ko sunae dy…
Amjad Khan
+92-333-7865063
Mera Puchna Tujhse
Tumhn Kya Pyar Ha Mujhse?
Wo Tera Muskura Dena
Nigahon Ko Jhuka Dena
Mere Kandhe Pe Sar Rakh Kr
Nafi Men Sar Hila Dena..!
Mohsin Khan
+92-333-7915701
ik din jabreel a.s Ap s.a.w ki kidmat mein hazir hoye,or kaha muje Allah ne itni taqat di hy k main sari duniya k darrakton k pate gin sakta hun,or pani k sare qatre gin sakta hun,
lekin us shaks par Allah ki rehmat nahi gin sakta jo Ap s.a.w par ik martba Drood pak parta hy..!
Har din mulakat ma huwa to kuch gum nahi
har din dating par na jaaya to chuch gum nahi
Q ki aap ki yaad koi mulakat aur datinig se kam nahi…….
wakt mile tab yaad karte ho….
Moood hua tab baat karte ho…
Ek zamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi sakte the…
Ab to ek zamane ke baad yaad karte ho..
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missing u is only da half story hope da other half is U
MISS me too….
akoda ram giachilo bona
bahaiaa pipra asia
kamor dilo tar dona!
RAM bolilo-
SHETA
SHETA
SHETA
SHETA tokhon badcilo tar bra-ar fita.
RAM bolilo-
LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON Tokhon Korcilo
tar bou ar dud bhokhon.
Ram Bollilo-
Honu honu honu
Honu thokhon asa
chulka dilo RAM ar nunu.
from top of hill push me not
from the deep of heart throw me not i am ur boyfriend forget me not
kudda k zikar kare or zikre Mustfa na kare,
hamare mun mein ho aysi zubba kudda na kare.
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, “HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?”
Jab Se apko jana hai
Jabse apko paya hai
Har dua me apka naam aaya hai
Dil karta hai poochun us rab se
kya tu ne aisa pyara sa Dost,Sirf Mere liye hi banaya hai
Father- Kamine, Itne kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chaiye. . . .
Son-Ha Papaji …CHALO… Maine us Saale MASTER Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai. . . .
“Subah” ke “Phool” “Khil” gye “PANCHHI” Apne “Safar” pe”UD” gye, “SURAJ” Aate hi”TAARE” bhi”CHHUP” gye, Kya aap apni “MEETHI NEEND” Se “Uth gye?”
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apka
SMS
laane
k liye
apna
private helicopter
bhej rha hu.
2-4 sms bhej
do varna
B0MB fenk denge.
bikta hai gum ishq k bazar me,lakho dard chipa hota hai ek chote se inkar me,ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to swagat hai hmari dosti ke bazar me. “WELCOME”
Xcuse Me..
What Is Ur Mobile
Number?
I Wanna Re_Check
BCoz I Feel There’s
Some Error
Q Ki
sMs Jata To He
Par Aata Nhi He.
Kash Khuda ne hme apna sectry bnaya hota,Apne sath hme b mndir me bithaya hota,suna krte hm hr bnde k dil ki baat,or hmne khuda se Apki hr bat ko mnwaya hota
arz kiya hai.. mehfil saji thi,
jaam ka tha daur,
jam me kya tha,
ye kisne kiya tha gaur, jaam me susu tha hmare tomy ka,
aur tum keh rahe the ek aur ek aur….
WO Kon C Sabzi He.Jiska Pahla Lafz Kat de To Ek Kimti Cheez Ka Naam Or Last Kat de To Sweet Dish.Or Dono Kat do To Ladki Ka Naam Banta Hai. Reply
No sound in this world can be more louder than silence-
&
if any one can not understand ur silence-they can never understand ur words too!
Gudnyt.
Never expect things to happen… Struggle & make them happen.
Never expect urself to be given a gud value..create a value of ur own….!!
Smile
Please.
Please
SmiLe.
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“‘-’LJI_II_ILJ’-”‘
aila!Maine hasne ko kaha’DARAANE’ KO nai..;-)
Making million’s of friends is not a miracle,
The miracle is to make a friend who can stand by u,
When million’s of people are against u
Joy Is The Amrit Of Life Which Comes Out Of The Manthan Of The Ocean Containing Success And Failures.
I think i always disturb U. Sorry, Dis is My last Msg
& i wil not msg U any more… Gud bye..
Never expect dat from me.
I m born 2 Disturb U..;-)
Saath chutne se RISHTE nahi tuuta karte…
Wakt ki dhundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte…
Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gaya….
Tutti hai neend,,,JANAB sapne nahi tuta karte…
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
Har ek jazbaat ko zuba nahi milti, Har ek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti,
Muskaan banaye rakho to duniya saath hai, Warna aansuon ko bhi aankho me panaah nahi milti.
Pyare se dost ko salam hamara din kaisa rha ye sawal humara kal phir sms bhejenge ye wada hamara
par abhi good night ka pyara sa paigam humara
gudnyt
LIFE IS A TRAIN, LOVE IS APAIN, GIRL FRIEND IS A WINE, WIFE IS A GINE, FAMILY IS A CHAIN, BUT FRIEND SHIP IS A COOL RAIN
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears…
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
What’s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
(21 - 40)Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Why was Phillip’s girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don’t, you’ve told her twice already!
What’s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
I’m late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn’t come back for a day and a half.
I like Kids. But I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Why doesn’t Jesus eat M and M’s? Cos they fall through his hands.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I’m home!
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don’t know. Never happens.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn’t take his foot of the accelerator.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Why’d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool…
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
It’s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you.
You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
My Reality Check bounced.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.
What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell….she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don’t have any. 1
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
How Dogs and Women are alike…..
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
If you jogged backward … would you gain weight?
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
“101 Ways to Wok Your Dog”
If you can’t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that’s how dogs spend their lives.
I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
love is like fire, it is wonderful but in the same tine burn evrythind
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
Inkar ko ikrar kehte hai.
Khamoshi ko izhar kehte hai.
Kya dastur hai is duniya ka,
Ek khubsurat sa dhokha hai jise log PYAR kehte hai.
Dushmni dushmnse,
pyar pasand se,
khushi har1 se,
rishty kisi nekse,
mohobbat mehbub se,
ishq kisikhub se,
magar DOSTI kisi khas se,
jo HUMNE ki hai aap se.
Sapne sare torr ker baithe hai,dil k arman chor k baithe hai,na ki jiye humse wafa ki batain,hum abhi abhi dil k tukre jorr k baithe hai.
HAR RAASTA EK SAFAR CHAHTA HAI, HAR MUSAFIR EK HUMSAFAR CHAHTA HAI, JAISE CHAHTI HAI CHANDNI CHAND KO, KOI HAI JO APKO IS KADAR CHAHTA HAI. (Who____?) reply.
Parindon ko manzilein milengi yakinan,yeh faile hue unke pankh bolte hain…….
woh log rahte hai khamosh aksar,zamane me jinke hunar bolte hain..
Zamane ki har zannat aapki hogi,
Ye aasman ye zamin aapki hogi,
Mujhe keh bhi nahi paoge,
Uske pahle mere hisse ki har khushi aapki hogi.
JINDGI KA RAAZ MAINE TANHAI ME PAA LIYA JISKA BHI GAM THA APNA BANA LIYA SUNANE KO MILA NA KOI DAASTAANE GAM AAINA RAKHA SAMNE OR KHUD KO SUNA LIYA
Mana k bahut tarpate hain fasle. Mana k bahut satate hain fasle. Faslo se b dil lagana seekho. Kyunki rishto ki ehmiyat batate hain fasle.
Na chahat k jazbaat alag,
Na khushiyon k lamhaat alag,
Na phool se thi mehk alag,
Na guzri koi bahaar alag,
Na honton ki muskaan alag,
Na dil k ehd-o-paiman alag,
Na deen alag,
Na emaan alag,
Na sur, sangeet, naghmaat alag,
Thi sari baat lakeeron ki,
Tere hath alag…
Mere hath alag…!
M.Fahad 0332-6049008 meri Qismat…..
