Tuesday, October 7, 2008

wRonG NuMbeR


HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.
HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!
SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.
HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.
SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?
HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun.
After killing…….
SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun
HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay [...]

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.


HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!


SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.


HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.


SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?


HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun.


After killing…….


SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun


HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja


SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..


HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number……….;>





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